看笑話(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ):Coincidence 巧合

Coincidence 巧合

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

What a terrible voice! he said. "Do you know who she is?"

Yes, was the answer. "She is my wife."

Oh, I beg your pardon. The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

I did. was the answer.

中文翻譯

一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉(zhuǎn)身對(duì)他旁邊的男士批評(píng)這位女士。

“多難聽(tīng)的嗓音啊！”他說(shuō)，“你知道她是誰(shuí)嗎？”

“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太?！?/p>

“噢，請(qǐng)你原諒?！笨腿苏f(shuō)，“當(dāng)然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實(shí)在太差了。我想知道那是誰(shuí)寫(xiě)的歌?！?/p>

“是我?！蹦惺炕卮鸬馈?/p>

詞匯點(diǎn)睛

criticize [?kr?t?sa?z] v. 批評(píng)，批判

口語(yǔ)實(shí)踐

A　Stop doing that.

B　Does it bother you?

A　別那么做。

B　這妨礙你了嗎？

A　Could you change the channel? I hate soap operas.

B　Sorry. Let me watch several minutes.

A　你能不能換個(gè)頻道??？我討厭肥皂劇。

B　抱歉，再讓我看幾分鐘吧。

★channel [?t??nl] n. 頻道

★soap opera 肥皂劇

A　How many times do I have to tell you? Stop it.

B　I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.

A　我得跟你說(shuō)多少次？別這么干。

B　我不是故意的，對(duì)不起。