幽默笑話:Prize 獎(jiǎng)品

英語幽默笑話是英語學(xué)習(xí)中少有的快樂添加劑，既能增強(qiáng)閱讀理解能力，還能增進(jìn)學(xué)習(xí)興趣。下面是小編整理的幽默笑話:Prize 獎(jiǎng)品的內(nèi)容，希望你會(huì)喜歡！

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.

"A prize? What for, dear?"

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."

"But an ostrich has only two legs."

"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."

小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學(xué)?；丶襾砹??！斑@是獎(jiǎng)品，媽媽?！彼忉尩?。

“獎(jiǎng)品？因?yàn)槭裁吹玫?。親愛的？”

“因?yàn)樽匀徽n得的。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿，我說有三條。”

“但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊。”

“我現(xiàn)在知道了。但其他學(xué)生都說有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案。”