職場(chǎng)笑話：4、 Ads 分類廣告

4. Ads

MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine1 for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 pm and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred2 in R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 pm."

WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified3 ad yesterday. The ad stands corrected as follows: "For sale - R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 pm and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him."

THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed4 it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!

Notes:

1.sewing machine 縫紉機(jī)

2. err 犯錯(cuò)，出錯(cuò)

3. classified 分類的

4. smash 粉碎，摧毀

分類廣告

星期一分類廣告：廉讓：瓊斯先生有一臺(tái)縫紉機(jī)出售。晚上七點(diǎn)后請(qǐng)電洽廉價(jià)同居人凱利太太，948-0707。

星期二更正啟事：很抱歉，昨天瓊斯先生的廣告刊登錯(cuò)誤。更正如下：瓊斯先生有一臺(tái)縫紉機(jī)廉價(jià)出售。請(qǐng)電洽晚上七點(diǎn)后與他同居的凱利太太，948-0707。

星期三更正啟事：瓊斯先生通知我們，昨天分類廣告刊登錯(cuò)誤，導(dǎo)致他接到幾通騷擾電話。更正如下：廉讓——瓊斯先生有一臺(tái)縫紉機(jī)出售，低價(jià)，晚上七點(diǎn)后請(qǐng)電洽與他同居的凱利太太，948-0707。

星期四警告啟事：我是瓊斯本人，我沒(méi)有縫紉機(jī)要出讓，我已經(jīng)把它摔爛了！不要再打948-0707這個(gè)號(hào)碼，我已經(jīng)把電話線拔掉了。我和凱利太太沒(méi)有私人關(guān)系——她是我的管家，不過(guò)昨天已經(jīng)辭職了！

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Pop廣告起源于美國(guó)超市和自助商店里的店頭廣告，是point of purchase advertising的縮寫，意為“購(gòu)買點(diǎn)廣告”，簡(jiǎn)稱“pop廣告”。其概念有廣義和狹義之分。廣義的指一切在商業(yè)空間、購(gòu)買場(chǎng)所、零售商店周圍、內(nèi)部及商品陳設(shè)地所設(shè)置的廣告物。