雙語笑話：求職面試

Job interview

Three guys go in for a job interview，all at the same office．The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says，“What’s the first thing you see when you look at me？”The guy says，“That’s not too hard，you’ve got no ears．”The interviewer says，“That’s it，get out，you’ll never be seen around here again．”The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question．The applicant replies，“Uh，you’ve got no ears．”The interviewer throws the guy out，cursing and yelling that he’ll never get a job with his company．As he is leaving，the second guy warns the third guy，“Listen man，whatever you do，don’t say he hasn’t got any ears．He’s so touchy with the ear thing．”“Okay，”says the third man on his way into the office．Once inside he is told，“Name the first thing you notice when you look at me．”The guy answers，“That’s easy，you wear contacts．”The interviewer was flabbergasted，“How on earth did you know that，son？”“What？Are you stupid？You can’t wear glasses，you’ve got no ears！”

求職面試

三人在同一間辦公室里參加求職面試。第一個(gè)人進(jìn)去面試，考官說：“你見到我，首先看到的是什么？”求職者說：“這不困難，您沒有耳朵?！笨脊俚溃骸安诲e(cuò)，你出去吧，我不會再在這兒看到你了。”輪到第二個(gè)人進(jìn)去了，考官問了他同樣的問題。求職者答道：“哦，您沒有耳朵?！笨脊侔阉s了出去，賭咒發(fā)誓說自己的公司永遠(yuǎn)都不會給他一個(gè)職位。第二個(gè)求職者一邊離開一邊警告第三個(gè)道：“聽著，無論你做什么，千萬不要說考官沒有耳朵。他脾氣太暴躁了，不允許別人提到他的耳朵?！薄昂冒?。”第三個(gè)求職者說著走進(jìn)了辦公室。他剛一進(jìn)去，考官就問道：“請告訴我，你見到我，首先看到的是什么？”求職者答道：“這個(gè)容易，您戴著隱形眼鏡?！笨脊俸苁求@訝：“小伙子，你到底是怎么知道的？”“什么？你怎么這么笨？你不可能戴眼鏡的，你根本就沒有耳朵！”