雙語笑話：復印兩份

Two Copies

A young blonde executive was leaving the office one evening when she noticed the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand．“Listen，”said the CEO，“this is important，and my assistant has left for the day．Can you make this thing work？”“Certainly，”she replied，flattered that the CEO had asked her for help．She turned the machine on，inserted the paper，and pressed the START button．“Excellent！”replied the CEO，“I’ll need two copies．”

復印兩份

一天晚上，一位年輕的金發(fā)主管正準備下班，突然看見首席執(zhí)行官手拿一份文件站在碎紙機前?！奥犞?，”首席執(zhí)行官說，“文件很重要，但今天我的助手不在。你能幫個忙嗎？”“當然可以，”她答道，因為首席執(zhí)行官找她幫忙而受寵若驚。于是她打開碎紙機，插入文件，按下“開始”鍵?！昂芎?！”總裁答道，“我需要復印兩份?！?