雙語(yǔ)笑話：兔子的考驗(yàn)

Rabbit Test

The Los Angeles Police Department （LAPD），The FBI，and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals．The President decides to give them a test．He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it．

The CIA goes in．They place animal informants throughout the forest．They question all plant and mineral witnesses．After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist．

The FBI goes in．After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest，killing everything in it，including the rabbit，and they make no apologies．

The LAPD goes in．They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear．The bear is yelling，“Okay！Okay！I’m a rabbit！I’m a rabbit！”

兔子的考驗(yàn)

洛杉磯警察局，聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局，以及中央情報(bào)局都拼命要證明自己在抓捕罪犯方面是最出色的。總統(tǒng)決定對(duì)他們進(jìn)行一個(gè)測(cè)試。他把一只兔子放到森林里，讓這三家來(lái)逮它。

中央情報(bào)局出馬了。他們?cè)谏掷锉槿鰟?dòng)物密探，拷問(wèn)那些見(jiàn)到過(guò)兔子行蹤的植物和礦物。經(jīng)過(guò)三個(gè)月的廣泛調(diào)查，他們得出的結(jié)論是兔子根本就不存在。

聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局開(kāi)始行動(dòng)了。兩個(gè)星期以后，仍然毫無(wú)頭緒，于是他們開(kāi)始放火燒森林，一切都被毀了，兔子也被燒死了。他們卻毫無(wú)歉疚之情。

輪到洛杉磯警察局大顯身手了。他們出去兩個(gè)小時(shí)以后，帶回來(lái)一只遍體鱗傷的熊。熊大叫道：“好吧，好吧，我就是兔子！我就是兔子！”