雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：律師創(chuàng)造人類(lèi)

A Lawyer Made Man

A surgeon，an architect and a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession．

The surgeon says，“Surgery is the oldest profession．God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can’t go back further than that．”

The architect says，“Hold on！In fact，God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days，and you can’t go back any further than THAT！”

The lawyer puffs his cigar and says，“Gentlemen，Gentlemen... who do you think created the CHAOS？？！！”

律師創(chuàng)造人類(lèi)

一個(gè)外科醫(yī)生，一個(gè)建筑師和一個(gè)律師正在酒吧里就他們?nèi)酥姓l(shuí)的職業(yè)最古老這一話(huà)題進(jìn)行激烈的爭(zhēng)論。

外科醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我們外科醫(yī)生是最古老的職業(yè)。上帝當(dāng)年用亞當(dāng)?shù)囊桓吖莿?chuàng)造了夏娃。不可能有比這更早的了?！?

建筑師說(shuō)：“等一等！事實(shí)上，上帝是第一位建筑師，因?yàn)樗谄咛熘畠?nèi)創(chuàng)造了世界，使其不再是一片混亂。你不可能找到比這更早的職業(yè)了。”

律師叼著雪茄煙，吞云吐霧地說(shuō)道：“先生們，先生們，你們想想看，到底是誰(shuí)讓世界一片混亂的？?。　?