雙語笑話：倒霉的一天

A Bad Day

A police offlcer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street．“But offlcer，”the man began，“I can explain．”

“Just be quiet，”snapped the officer．“I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back．”

“But，officer，I just wanted to say...”

“And I said to keep quiet！You’re going to jail！”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said，“Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding．He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back．”

“Don’t count on it，”answered the fellow in the cell．“I’m the groom．”

倒霉的一天

小鎮(zhèn)上的一位警官攔下了一個摩托車手，因為他在主干道上超速行駛。“但是，警官，”那人辯解道，“我必須解釋一下。”

“閉嘴，”警官不耐煩地說，“我準備讓你在監(jiān)獄里待上一段時間，直到局長回來。”

“但是，警官，我只是想說……”

“我告訴你，閉嘴！你必須進監(jiān)獄！”

幾個小時以后，警官來看他的這位囚犯，說道：“你的運氣來了，我們局長正在參加他女兒的婚禮。他回來時一定會情緒很好。”

“別指望了，”牢房里的那家伙答道，“我是他女兒的新郞。”