雙語笑話：報時貓

The Cat Clock

There are two friends at a bar late one night．One holds a cat everywhere he goes．He never wears a watch．The friend finally asks him，“What’s with the cat？”The man responds，“I use it to tell time．”As the two are leaving the bar，the second man is pondering how this is possible．He finally asks his friend，puzzled，“So how does it tell time？”The man gives the cat a hard squeeze around its middle．The cat lets out a long meow，very loud．Down the street，a woman opens her window to yell，“What’s with all the racket？It’s one in the morning！??！”

報時貓

一天晚上兩個朋友在酒吧里喝酒到深夜。其中一人無論到哪兒都始終抱著一只貓，并且從來不戴手表。他的朋友忍不住問：“帶著貓干嗎？”這人答道：“我用它報時。”當(dāng)兩人離開酒吧后，朋友還在奇怪，貓?jiān)趺纯赡軋髸r呢？他感到疑惑，忍不住又問道：“它怎么報時呢？”只見那人狠狠地用手捏著貓的身子。貓發(fā)出了一聲長長的尖叫，震耳欲聾。這時街邊一個婦女打開窗子大喊道：“怎么這么吵？都凌晨一點(diǎn)鐘了?。?！