雙語笑話：暈機(jī)

Airsick

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later，a big，heavy，strong，meanlooking，hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick，but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can’t climb over him，and so the little guy is sitting there，looking at the big guy，trying to decide what to do.

Suddenly，the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can’t hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy’s chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up，looks down，and sees the vomit all over him.

“So，”says the little guy，“are you feeling better now？”

暈機(jī)

一個(gè)小個(gè)子坐在飛機(jī)靠窗的位子。

幾分鐘以后，一個(gè)身材魁梧、體格健壯、一臉兇相的大塊頭男子撲通一聲坐在他旁邊的位子上，馬上就呼呼入睡了。

小個(gè)子開始感到有一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)暈機(jī)，但是他不敢吵醒旁邊的那個(gè)大家伙，問能不能去衛(wèi)生間。他也知道自己無法從他身上翻過去。因此小個(gè)子就坐在那兒，看著那個(gè)大家伙，絞盡腦汁地想該怎么辦。

突然，飛機(jī)遇上了一股氣流，小個(gè)子突然感到一陣無法抑制的惡心襲遍全身。他再也控制不住了，全吐在了這個(gè)大個(gè)子的身上。

五分鐘以后，大個(gè)子醒來，看見自己身上全是嘔吐物。

“吐過后，”小個(gè)子說，“你覺得好點(diǎn)了嗎？”