雙語(yǔ)笑話：別喝我的酒

Not My Drink

There’s this guy at a bar，just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then，this big troublemaking truck driver steps next to him，takes the drink from the guy，and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says，“Come on man，I was just joking. Here，I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”

“No，it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First，I fall asleep，and I go late to my office. My boss，outrageous，fires me. When I leave the building to my car，I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home，and when I leave it，I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home，and when I get there，I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home，and come to this bar. And when I am thinking about putting an end to my life，you show up and drink my poison...

別喝我的酒

酒吧里有個(gè)人，呆呆地看著自己的酒，足足有半個(gè)小時(shí)。這時(shí)，一個(gè)愛(ài)惹事的卡車(chē)司機(jī)走到他跟前，拿起那杯酒，一口氣喝了下去。

這個(gè)可憐的人開(kāi)始大哭起來(lái)?？ㄜ?chē)司機(jī)說(shuō)道：“喂，朋友，我只是開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑。好吧，我再給你買(mǎi)一杯，我就是見(jiàn)不得男人哭。”

“不，不是這么回事。今天是我一生中最倒霉的日子。首先，我睡過(guò)了頭，上班遲到。老板大怒，炒了我魷魚(yú)。于是我離開(kāi)辦公室，去開(kāi)我的車(chē)，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)車(chē)被偷了。警察說(shuō)他們對(duì)此事無(wú)能為力。我只好打的回家，下車(chē)后，我才記起把錢(qián)包和信用卡忘在了車(chē)上，而車(chē)已經(jīng)開(kāi)走了。我只有回家，到家后發(fā)現(xiàn)我的妻子和園丁睡在一起。接著，我就離開(kāi)家，來(lái)到了這個(gè)酒吧。當(dāng)我正打算結(jié)束自己的生命時(shí)，你出現(xiàn)了，還喝了我的毒酒?！?