雙語(yǔ)笑話：找我零錢

Give Me My Change

A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50.“But I paid，don’t you remember？”says the customer.“Okay，”says the bartender，“If you said you paid，you did.”The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid. The second man then rushes in，orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeeper replies，“If you say you paid，I’ll take your word for it.”Soon the customer goes into the street，sees an old friend，and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs when suddenly，the bartender leans over and says，“You know，a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer，neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right on the face.”“Don’t bother me with your troubles，”the final patron responds.“Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”

找我零錢

酒吧里一個(gè)人喝了兩杯啤酒，酒吧招待告訴他應(yīng)付6.5美元?！暗牵乙呀?jīng)付過(guò)錢了，你不記得了？”他說(shuō)。酒吧招待說(shuō)道：“好，你說(shuō)付過(guò)就付過(guò)吧！”于是他走出酒吧，告訴他見(jiàn)到的第一個(gè)人說(shuō)酒吧里的招待記不住顧客是否付過(guò)酒錢。第二個(gè)人走進(jìn)酒吧，要了一杯啤酒，并故伎重施。酒吧招待答道：“如果你說(shuō)付過(guò)了，我相信你就是了。”接著這個(gè)人來(lái)到街上告訴他的一位老朋友怎樣能喝到免費(fèi)啤酒。那位朋友匆忙趕到酒吧，當(dāng)他要了一杯冰威士忌開(kāi)始喝時(shí)，那個(gè)酒吧招待走過(guò)來(lái)說(shuō)：“你知道今晚這兒發(fā)生的有趣的事嗎？有兩個(gè)人喝了啤酒都沒(méi)付錢，但都宣稱付過(guò)了。如果有哪個(gè)家伙再敢試著這么干，我將狠狠地打他的臉?！薄安灰媚愕牡姑故聛?lái)煩我，”最后的這位顧客道，“快找零錢，我要回去了。”