雙語(yǔ)笑話：上帝就在身邊

Closer to God

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man，“Well，everything seems to be in top condition physically，but what about mentally？How is your connection with God？”

And the man answered，“Oh me and God？We have a really tight bond； he’s so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom，he turns on the light for me，and then，when I leave，he turns it back off.”The doctor was astonished. He called the man’s wife and said，“I’d like to speak to you about your husband’s connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom，God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true？”

And she said，“That idiot，he’s been peeing in the refrigerator！”

上帝就在身邊

一個(gè)70歲的老人到醫(yī)生那兒進(jìn)行體檢。醫(yī)生進(jìn)行了多項(xiàng)檢查后對(duì)老人說(shuō)：“你身體的每項(xiàng)機(jī)能看起來(lái)都處于最佳狀態(tài)，但是你的精神狀態(tài)怎么樣呢？你和上帝的關(guān)系如何？”

老人答道：“哦，我和上帝？我們關(guān)系密切，他對(duì)我非常好。每天晚上當(dāng)我起床上廁所，他都替我開(kāi)燈，然后，當(dāng)我離開(kāi)以后，他又為我把燈關(guān)上。”醫(yī)生很驚訝。他叫來(lái)老人的妻子問(wèn)道：“我想和你談?wù)勱P(guān)于你丈夫和上帝關(guān)系的事。他聲稱(chēng)每晚當(dāng)他需要使用衛(wèi)生間時(shí)，上帝都會(huì)為他開(kāi)燈，而當(dāng)他離開(kāi)后，上帝又會(huì)替他把燈關(guān)上，這是真的嗎？”

老人的妻子說(shuō)：“那個(gè)白癡，他是把小便撒在冰箱里了！”