雙語(yǔ)笑話：離婚

Golden Wedding Anniversary

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

“Well，it dates back to our honeymoon，”explained the man.“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said，‘That’s once. ’”

“We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said，‘That’s twice. ’”

“We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.”

“I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said，‘That’s once. ’”

金婚紀(jì)念

一對(duì)老年夫婦正在舉行他們的金婚紀(jì)念儀式。他們寧?kù)o的家庭生活一直以來(lái)為小鎮(zhèn)的人所津津樂(lè)道。當(dāng)?shù)匾患覉?bào)紙的記者打算去探究一下關(guān)于他們長(zhǎng)期幸福生活的秘密。

“好的，這要追溯到我們的蜜月旅行?！蹦腥苏f(shuō)，“我們參觀了大峽谷，讓騾子馱著我們到谷底進(jìn)行旅行。還沒(méi)有走多遠(yuǎn)，我妻子的騾子被絆了一下，這時(shí)她靜靜地說(shuō)道：‘這是第一次?！?

“我們沒(méi)走多遠(yuǎn)，那頭騾子又被絆了一下。我妻子再次靜靜地說(shuō)道：‘這是第二次?！?

“我們還沒(méi)有走半英里路，騾子第三次被絆了一下。這時(shí)我妻子靜靜地從口袋里拿出一把左輪手槍，打死了那頭騾子。

“我開(kāi)始向她抗議她這種對(duì)待騾子的方式，這時(shí)，她看著我，靜靜地說(shuō)道：‘這是第一次?！?