雙語笑話：你知道我要說什么

You Know That

There was a pet store and the owner had a parrot. In walked a couple and the parrot said to the man，“Hey you！”The man said WHAT??？The parrot said，“Your wife is fat and ugly.”The man got totally upset and huffed and went to the pet storeowner and said，“Your bird just insulted my wife. It said she was fat and ugly.”

The owner stormed over，grabbed the bird，took him in the“back room”，shook him a bit，pulled out a few feathers，got in his face and said，“Don’t you ever，ever say anything to embarrass any of my customers again. You got that！??！”

With that warning he took the bird and put him back on his perch. The old bird shook out his feathers and relaxed on his perch. A couple of weeks passed and in walked this guy and his wife again. The parrot said，“Hey You！”The guy said WHAT！？The parrot answered，“You know that.”

你知道我要說什么

在一家寵物店里，店主有只會說話的鸚鵡。一天走進來一對夫婦，鸚鵡對男的說：“嗨，伙計！”男的說：“你說什么？！”鸚鵡說：“你老婆又肥又丑?！蹦械母械叫臒┮鈦y，憤怒地來到店主跟前說：“我妻子剛才被你的鸚鵡羞辱了，它說我妻子又肥又丑。”

店主勃然大怒，一把抓住鸚鵡，把它帶到店堂里面的屋子里，用力搖晃它，并拔下幾根羽毛，威脅道：“再也不要對我的顧客說那些令人尷尬的話。聽明白沒有?。?！”

警告完后，店主把鸚鵡帶回店堂，放在了棲木上。鸚鵡抖抖自己的毛，愜意地棲息在那兒。幾個星期后，那對夫婦又進來了。鸚鵡說道：“嗨，伙計！”男的說：“你說什么??？”鸚鵡答道：“你知道我要說什么?！?