雙語笑話：聰明的狗

An Intelligent Dog

A large dog walks into a butcher’s shop with a purse in its mouth. He puts the purse down and sits in front of the meat case.“What is it，boy？”the butcher asks，joking around with his customers.“Want to buy some meat？”

“Woof！”barks the dog.

“Hmm，”says the butcher.“What kind？Liver，bacon，steak—”

“Woof！”interrupts the dog.“And how much steak？Half a kilo，one kilo—”

“Woof！”says the dog.

The amazed butcher wraps up the meat and finds the money in the dog’s purse. As the dog leaves，the butcher decides to follow. The dog enters an apartment house，climbs to the third floor，and begins to scratch on the door.

With that，the door swings open and an angry man starts shouting at the dog.

“Stop！”yells the butcher.“What are you doing？That’s the most clever animal I’ve ever seen！”“Clever？”counters the man.“This is the third time this week he’s forgotten his keys！”

聰明的狗

一條嘴巴里銜著錢包的大狗走進一家肉店。然后它放下錢包立坐在肉案前。

“那是什么，伙計？”屠夫笑著問他的這位顧客，“想買點肉？”

“汪！”狗叫道。“嗯，”屠夫說道，“要哪種？肝臟，咸肉，肉排……”

“汪！”狗再次叫道。“那你要多少肉排？半公斤，還是一公斤……”

“汪！”狗又叫了起來。

這個驚奇的屠夫包好肉，拿了狗的錢包里的錢。當狗離開后，屠夫決定跟蹤去看個究竟。狗走進一棟公寓樓，爬到三層后，開始抓門。

這時門打開了，一個憤怒的男人沖著狗大叫起來。

屠夫忍不住說道：“你干嗎呀？這可是我迄今為止見過的最聰明的動物了！”

“聰明？”那個男人反駁道，“這個星期它已經第三次忘記帶鑰匙了！”