雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：頭等艙

First Half

A blonde got on an airplane and sat down in the first class section. The flight attendant told her that she must move to coach because she didn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replied，“As long as there’s an available seat，I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”The flight attendant got the head flight attendant，who asked the woman to leave. Again，she said，“As long as there’s an available seat，I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”The flight attendants didn’t know what to do because they had to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off，so they got the co-pilot. The co-pilot went up to the blonde and whispered in her ear. She immediately got up and went to her seat in the coach section. The head flight attendant asked the co-pilot what he had said to get her to move. The co-pilot replied，“I told her the front half of the airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica.”

頭等艙

一個(gè)金發(fā)女子上了飛機(jī)后，徑自坐在頭等艙里?？战愀嬖V她，由于她沒(méi)買(mǎi)頭等艙票，她應(yīng)該回到經(jīng)濟(jì)艙去。這個(gè)金發(fā)女子答道：“只要頭等艙有空座位，我就一直坐在這兒，直到我們飛到牙買(mǎi)加。”于是，空姐報(bào)告了乘務(wù)長(zhǎng)，乘務(wù)長(zhǎng)要求她離開(kāi)。金發(fā)女子又說(shuō)了同樣的話(huà)：“只要頭等艙有空座位，我就一直坐在這兒，直到我們飛到牙買(mǎi)加。”乘務(wù)員們不知如何是好，因?yàn)檫€得為其他乘客安排好座位才能起飛，于是她們又告訴了副駕駛員。只見(jiàn)飛行員來(lái)到那個(gè)金發(fā)女子身邊，耳語(yǔ)了一番。她立刻站了起來(lái)，回到自己在經(jīng)濟(jì)艙的座位上。乘務(wù)長(zhǎng)問(wèn)副駕駛員對(duì)那個(gè)金發(fā)女子說(shuō)了什么才使她離開(kāi)。副駕駛員答道：“我告訴她頭等艙不到牙買(mǎi)加。”