雙語(yǔ)笑話：釣魚(yú)的故事

A Fishy Story

Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels，the rods，the wading suits，the rowboat，the car，and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing，but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day，and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally，on the last day of their vacation，one of the men catches a fish.

As they’re driving home，they’re really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says，“Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars？”

The other guy says，“Wow！It’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more！”

釣魚(yú)的故事

兩個(gè)釣魚(yú)者踏上了垂釣之旅，心里充滿了期待。他們租用了釣魚(yú)的所有裝備：釣絲卷軸、釣竿、防水服、劃艇、小汽車(chē)，甚至還在叢林里租了一間小木屋。他們?yōu)榇嘶艘淮蠊P錢(qián)。

第一天的垂釣兩人一無(wú)所獲。第二天同樣如此，第三天也一樣。這種情況一直持續(xù)下去，直到他們度假的最后一天，其中一人才釣到了一條魚(yú)。

當(dāng)兩人一起駕車(chē)回家的時(shí)候，他們情緒都很低落。一個(gè)轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身去，對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)道：“你有沒(méi)有想過(guò)，就那條臭魚(yú)，花了我們一萬(wàn)五千美元?！?

另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“哇！幸虧我們只逮到這一條魚(yú)！”