雙語語言笑話：920　Her last name is Hazzard 她姓哈扎特（危險(xiǎn)）

英語笑話

920　Her last name is Hazzard 她姓哈扎特（危險(xiǎn)）

A series of deadbeat tenants made my friend Lisa skittish about whom to rent to next. “I'm trying to decide between a woman and a man whose license plate says HOSTILE.” “Pick the woman,” I suggested. A few days later Lisa told me, “I took your advice.” “And she doesn't have plates that read PSYCHO or anything, right?” “Well, no, but her last name is Hazzard.”

一連串的二流子房客弄得我的朋友麗莎難以決定再把房子租給誰。“我要在一個(gè)女人和一個(gè)車牌照上寫著‘不友善’的男人之間選一個(gè)?！蔽医ㄗh說：“租給女的吧?！睅滋煲院篼惿嬖V我：“我接受了你的建議?！薄八能嚺普丈蠜]有寫‘精神病’之類的東西，是吧？”“沒有，但是她姓哈扎特（和hazard危險(xiǎn)同音）?！?