雙語語言笑話：910　Zero Malley, sir 報告長官，零矛利

英語笑話

910　Zero Malley, sir 報告長官，零矛利

One day in artillery instruction, a colonel came to inspect our class. First up was Private O'Malley. The colonel asked him what reading he had on his 105 mm howitzer. “Two-nine-oh-seven, sir,” was the reply. “Soldier,” said the colonel, “don't you know you never say ‘oh’ in the artillery? You say ‘zero.’ What's your name, soldier?” “Zero Malley, sir,” answered the private.

有一天，正在上炮兵訓練課的時候，一位上校來檢查我們的功課。首先檢查二等兵奧矛利。上校問他的一零五毫米榴彈炮上的讀數是多少。他回答說：“報告長官，二九奧七?！鄙闲Ｕf：“當兵的，你不知道在炮兵里決不要說‘奧’嗎？要說‘零’。你叫什么名字，當兵的？”二等兵奧矛利回答：“報告長官，零矛利?！?