雙語黑色笑話：894　Count down 倒計時

英語笑話

894　Count down 倒計時

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I'm afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You're dying, and you don't have much time left.” “Oh, that's terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?” “Nine...”

一個男子覺得不太舒服，就到醫(yī)生那里做一個全面檢查。醫(yī)生拿著檢查結(jié)果出來說：“我有一個很壞的消息告訴你。你快死了，剩下沒多少時間了?！蹦莻€男人說：“太糟糕了。我還剩多少時間？”醫(yī)生悲哀地說：“十。”男人問：“十個月？十個星期？十什么呀？”“九……”