雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話：860　What a waste 白費(fèi)力氣

英語(yǔ)笑話

860　What a waste 白費(fèi)力氣

My wife asked me to help one of our neighbors, a young mother whose sailor husband was at sea. Her car had to have something called a freeze plug replaced—a job that took two days. Then I discovered the battery was dead and the starter was shot, so I fixed those too. Days later I proudly handed the woman her keys saying, “Now your car is good for many more miles.” “Thanks,” she said. “All I care is it runs long enough to make it to the dealer. I'm trading it in tomorrow.”

我太太讓我?guī)椭覀兊囊粋€(gè)鄰居，一個(gè)年輕的媽媽。她的海員丈夫出海去了。我花了兩天時(shí)間替她換了冰凍塞，又發(fā)現(xiàn)電瓶沒(méi)電了，啟動(dòng)器也壞了，就也幫她修好了。當(dāng)我自豪地把她的車(chē)鑰匙還給她的時(shí)候，我說(shuō)：“現(xiàn)在你的車(chē)又可以開(kāi)很多里程了。”她說(shuō)：“謝謝。我關(guān)心的只是能不能開(kāi)到汽車(chē)銷(xiāo)售商那里。明天我的車(chē)就要去以舊換新了?！?