英語笑話 - 婚姻篇：796　We don't have any of those 這三樣我們都沒有

英語笑話

796　We don't have any of those 這三樣我們都沒有

Both my son and daughter-in-law are full-time college students, and don't have time or money for anything other than school. I was with them in church when the minister gave a sermon on marriage. “The three most common problems that can lead to divorce,” he warned, “involve money, children and sex.” At that my son whispered to his wife, “Then we should be okay. We don't have any of those.”

我的兒子和兒媳婦都是全日制的大學生。除了上學以外，他們沒有時間和金錢做任何事情。有一次我和他們一起上教堂，聽牧師講關于婚姻的道。他警告說：“導致離婚的三個最常見的問題是錢、孩子和性?！边@時候我兒子悄悄對他妻子說：“看來我們應該沒問題。這三樣我們都沒有?！?