英語(yǔ)笑話 - 兒童篇：759　You used to be a bear? 你以前是一只熊？

英語(yǔ)笑話

759　You used to be a bear? 你以前是一只熊？

I was a Marine and now work for United Parcel Service. One day I bought my four-year-old son a stuffed bear in Marine garb. I brought out a picture of myself in full Marine dress. I explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. “That's Daddy.” His eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled voice, “You used to be a bear?”

我以前是海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊(duì)員，現(xiàn)在在聯(lián)合包裹投遞公司上班。有一天，我給四歲的兒子買(mǎi)了一個(gè)穿著海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊(duì)制服的玩具熊。我拿出一張我穿著海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊(duì)制服的照片，指指照片，指指玩具熊，解釋說(shuō)：“這是爸爸?！彼难劬纯催@個(gè)，看看那個(gè)，用困擾的聲音說(shuō)：“你以前是一只熊？”