英語笑話 - 兒童篇：737　Are you giving out balloons? 你發(fā)氣球嗎？

英語笑話

737　Are you giving out balloons? 你發(fā)氣球嗎？

I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that the protective eye shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at myself in the mirror, I thought, “Man, I look like a clown.” When I was in line at the grocery store, I felt a tug at my shirt. I looked down to see a toddler staring up at me, “Are you giving out balloons?” he asked.

我到人工日光浴店去。由于在紫外線燈下面照得太久，兩片保護眼睛的保護片在兩只眼睛四周留下了兩塊大大的白色的圓形陰影。照著鏡子，我對自己說：“乖乖，我看起來像小丑?！碑?dāng)我在雜貨店排隊的時候，我感覺到有人拉我的襯衣。我低頭看見一個剛會走的孩子抬頭看著我問：“你發(fā)氣球嗎？”