兒童英語笑話：Little girl knows everything 小姑娘什么都知道

英語笑話

725　Little girl knows everything 小姑娘什么都知道

A single mother with her 3rd grade daughter on the way to school, the little girl asked her mom: “Mom, how old are you?” The mom said a woman's age is her secret. Then the girl asked, “Mom, how tall are you then?” The mom said a woman's height is also her secret... In school, the girl's friend told her that the driver's license of a person has all the information of that person... Later that night, the girl woke up in the middle of the night and went to her mom's purse to check her driver's license... The next day on the way to school in the car, the girl said: “Mom, I know how old and how tall you are... You are 36 years old, 5ft 4inches tall, and I also know why you and dad got divorced.” The mom was very surprised and said: “Really? Tell me why then...” The girl said: “Because you got an F on sex...”

一個單親媽媽送她小學三年級的女兒去學校的路上，小姑娘問她媽媽：“媽媽，你多大年齡？”媽媽說年齡是女人的秘密。小姑娘又問她：“媽媽，那么你有多高？”媽媽說身高也是女人的秘密。在學校里，小姑娘的朋友告訴她，一個人的駕駛執(zhí)照上有他所有的信息。那天晚上，小姑娘半夜里醒來，就到媽媽的皮包里找她的駕駛執(zhí)照。第二天早上，在上學去的車上，小姑娘說：“媽媽，我知道你的年齡和身高。你36歲，五尺四寸。我還知道你和爸爸為什么離婚。”媽媽大吃一驚，說：“真的嗎？那你說說為什么。”小姑娘說：“因為你的性不及格。（注：F on SEX，性別女 female ）”