兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：How many birds left? 還剩幾只鳥？

英語(yǔ)笑話

717　How many birds left? 還剩幾只鳥

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” Johnny replies, “None, they all fly away with the first gun shot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then, Little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice-cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice-cream. Which one is married?” The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.” To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

老師問(wèn)學(xué)生：“有五只鳥站在籬笆上，你開槍打死其中一只，還剩幾只？”強(qiáng)尼回答說(shuō)：“一只都不剩，都飛走了。”老師說(shuō)：“正確的答案是四。不過(guò)，我喜歡你動(dòng)腦子。”接著，小強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)：“我要問(wèn)你一個(gè)問(wèn)題。三個(gè)女人坐在長(zhǎng)條凳上吃冰淇淋。一個(gè)優(yōu)美地舔冰淇淋的邊；第二個(gè)狼吞虎咽地吃掉頂部，然后吸蛋卷；第三個(gè)正在咬冰淇淋的頂。她們中誰(shuí)結(jié)婚了？”老師面紅耳赤地回答說(shuō)：“嗯，我想是狼吞虎咽地吃掉頂部，然后吸蛋卷的那個(gè)。”小強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)：“正確的答案是戴結(jié)婚戒指的那個(gè)。不過(guò)，我喜歡你動(dòng)腦子。”