青少年英語(yǔ)笑話：What's your number? 你的電話號(hào)碼是什么？

英語(yǔ)笑話

714　What's your number? 你的電話號(hào)碼是什么？

As a high school football coach, I'm aware that student athletes tend to focus too much on sports. One such player called me at home one night. When my wife informed the kid that I wasn't home, he became frantic and said he had to speak to me right away. “Just calm down, and I'll have him call you as soon as he gets home,” my wife told him. “What's your number?” The flustered kid replied, “Three.”

我是高中橄欖球隊(duì)教練。我注意到學(xué)生運(yùn)動(dòng)員對(duì)于比賽過(guò)于重視。有這樣一個(gè)運(yùn)動(dòng)員晚上打電話到我家里。我太太告訴他我不在家，他變得很失控，說(shuō)他必須馬上和我講話。我太太對(duì)他說(shuō)：“冷靜一點(diǎn)，他一回來(lái)我就讓他打電話給你。你的（電話）號(hào)碼是什么？”這個(gè)緊張的孩子說(shuō)：“三號(hào)。”