英語笑話 - 老人篇：642　You're rushing things 你們是太性急了

英語笑話

642　You're rushing things 你們是太性急了

We had just received the exciting news that our daughter was pregnant with her first child. So we decided to order a gift from a maternity store near her called Great Expectations. We checked the phone book and located a Great Expectations in our town. But when my wife went to the address, all she found was a storefront office. “Where are the clothes?” she asked the man sitting behind the front desk. With a very puzzled look on his face, the man responded, “Clothes?” “Maternity clothes.” “I think you're rushing things,” he said. “This is a dating service.”

我們聽到一個非常令人興奮的消息，我們的女兒懷上了她的第一個孩子。我們決定從她附近的一個叫做“好希望”的孕婦用品商店訂一樣禮物送給她。我們查了電話號碼本，找到我們鎮(zhèn)上的“好希望”商店。但是，當我太太找到那個地址的時候，卻只找到一個鋪面的辦公室。她問坐在前臺的男人：“衣服在哪里？”那個男人臉上露出非常不解的表情，說：“衣服？”“孕婦衣服?！薄拔蚁肽銈兪翘约绷?。我們是婚姻介紹所?！?