英語(yǔ)笑話 - 老人篇：636　The Only Sensible Choice 唯一明智的選擇

英語(yǔ)笑話

636　The Only Sensible Choice 唯一明智的選擇

My grandmother was famous for her quick wit. Once, at a family event, my sister's date asked if he could bring her a drink. “Yes. A Manhattan,” Grandmother said. “Okay, but you can't be our designated driver,” the young man joked. “Oh, I don't drive. Never did.” “Why is that?” he asked. “I knew that if you drink, you shouldn't drive. So I made the only sensible choice.”

我的奶奶因說(shuō)話風(fēng)趣而聞名。在一次家庭聚會(huì)上，我妹妹的男朋友問(wèn)奶奶，要不要給她帶一點(diǎn)喝的。奶奶說(shuō)：“好，要一杯曼哈頓酒?！毙』镒娱_(kāi)玩笑說(shuō)：“那你就不可以當(dāng)我們選派的司機(jī)了?！薄鞍?，我不開(kāi)車，從來(lái)不開(kāi)車?！薄盀槭裁?？”“我知道，如果你喝酒，你就不能開(kāi)車。所以我就做唯一明智的選擇。”