英語笑話 - 老人篇：623　If you're that surprised 如果你那樣喜出望外

英語笑話

623　If you're that surprised 如果你那樣喜出望外

Like all growing boys, my teenage grandson, Mike, was constantly hungry. I went to my refrigerator to find something he might like to eat. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, I spotted a bowl of leftover chili. “Hey, Mike,” I called out excitedly. He came running into the kitchen. “Look! I found some chili.” Struggling to be polite, he said, “If you're that surprised, I'm not really sure I want it.”

我的十幾歲的孫子麥克也和其他正在長身體的男孩一樣，一天到晚總是餓。我到冰箱那里看看有沒有什么他愛吃的東西。我亂翻了一陣，把牛奶和果汁盒子挪到一邊，找到一碗吃剩的辣椒。我興奮地喊起來：“嗨，麥克！”他沖進廚房。“瞧，我找到了一些辣椒?！彼M量有禮貌地聳聳肩膀說：“如果你那樣喜出望外，我想我不能吃。”