英語笑話 - 老人篇：619　Give you a hearing test 測一下你的聽力

英語笑話

619　Give you a hearing test 測一下你的聽力

Once a very prim and proper older lady went to her doctor. “Doctor,” she said, “I have a very bad gas problem. Yesterday afternoon I had lunch with the Secretary of State and his wife and had six silent gas emissions. Last night I had dinner with the governor and his wife and had four silent gas emissions. Then, while sitting in your waiting room I had five silent gas emissions! Doctor, you've got to help me! What can we do?” “Well,” said the doctor raising his voice a little, “I think the first thing we're going to do is give you a hearing test.”

有一個很古板、很正統(tǒng)的老太太去看醫(yī)生。她說：“醫(yī)生，我有一個很糟的放屁的毛病。昨天下午我和國務(wù)卿以及他的太太一起吃午飯，我有六次無聲的氣體發(fā)散。昨天晚上我和州長以及他的太太一起吃晚飯，我有四次無聲的氣體發(fā)散。剛才在你候診室等候的時候，我有五次無聲的氣體發(fā)散。醫(yī)生，你一定要幫助我。我們該怎么辦？”醫(yī)生提高一點(diǎn)嗓門說：“嗯，我想我們首先要做的，是測一下你的聽力。”