英語笑話 - 老人篇：597　Hearing Problems 重聽

英語笑話

597　Hearing Problems 重聽

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!”

一個老頭有重聽的毛病已經好幾年了。他去找醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他配了一副助聽器，使他可以100%聽見。過了一個月，他回到醫(yī)生那里。醫(yī)生說：“你的聽力非常好。你家里的人一定很高興。”老頭回答說：“我還沒有告訴他們。我只是坐在那里聽他們說。我已經把遺囑修改三次了。”