英語笑話 - 軍營篇：580　My wife is getting pregnant this weekend 我的妻子準備這個周末懷孕

英語笑話

580　My wife is getting pregnant this weekend 我的妻子準備這個周末懷孕

Although I knew our commanding officer hated doling out weekend passes, I thought I had a good reason. “My wife is pregnant and I want to be with her,” I told the CO. Much to my surprise, he said, albeit curtly, “Permission granted.” Inspired by my success, a fellow soldier also requested a weekend pass. His wife wasn't pregnant. So when the CO asked why he should grant him permission, my friend responded, “My wife is getting pregnant this weekend and I want to be with her.”

盡管我知道我們的司令官不喜歡發(fā)放周末通行證，但是我認為我的理由很充足。我告訴司令官：“我妻子懷孕了，我想和她在一起。”出乎我的預(yù)料，他痛快地說：“準假?！笔艿轿业某晒Φ墓奈?，我的同伴也去申請周末通行證。他的妻子并沒有懷孕。當司令官問他為什么要請假的時候，他說：“我的妻子準備這個周末懷孕，我想和她在一起?！?