英語(yǔ)笑話 - 軍營(yíng)篇：555　Decorating the lawn 布置大草坪

英語(yǔ)笑話

555　Decorating the lawn 布置大草坪

We were expecting a visit from a prominent four-star general. I was in charge of decorating the lawn in front of the building where the festivities were going to be held. I arranged to have an old, retired tank and some fake land mines placed near the entrance. One uninformed passer-by paused, looked over the scene and remarked, “Gee, I guess they're really serious about not wanting us to walk on the grass.”

我們準(zhǔn)備迎接一位戰(zhàn)功顯赫的四星上將來(lái)訪。我負(fù)責(zé)樓前大草坪的布置，我們要在大草坪上舉行各種慶典活動(dòng)。我精心安排在入口處放一輛退役的舊坦克和一些廢棄的地雷。一個(gè)不知情的過(guò)路人停下來(lái)，看了看周圍情景，評(píng)論說(shuō)：“天哪，我想他們是較真不讓我們從草坪上走了?！?