英語笑話 - 軍營篇：537　Donate the blood 獻血

英語笑話

537　Donate the blood 獻血

In our Air Force Base the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood. After trying several times to locate a vein in my left arm, the technician applied a Band-Aid, and after drawing blood from my right arm, put a bandage on that arm as well. As I left the collection facility, I passed a colonel. Noting my two bandages, he looked at me and shook his head, saying, “I knew you young guys would find a way to cheat.”

在我們空軍基地，官階較低的軍官向官階較高的軍官挑戰(zhàn)，看誰獻血最多。采血技術員在我的左胳膊上試了好幾次，也找不到靜脈，只好貼上一條膠帶。他在我右胳膊上采完血，又貼上一條膠帶。從采血站出來，碰上一個上校。看見我兩只胳膊上都貼著膠帶，他看了看我，搖搖頭，說：“我知道你們年輕人能找到弄虛作假的辦法?！?