雙語醫(yī)患笑話：412　Imaginary Basketball 想像中的籃球

英語笑話

412　Imaginary Basketball 想像中的籃球

I served with a guy who did a strange thing: He played an imaginary basketball wherever he went. Eventually, a psychiatrist labeled him unfit for duty, which led to a medical discharge. After the proceedings, he addressed the officer in charge. “Sir, may I approach?” With permission granted, he went through the motion of putting something on the officer's desk. “What is this?” asked the officer. “My basketball. I don't need it anymore.”

和我在一起服役的一個人做了一件稀奇古怪的事情：他不論到哪里，都打著他那個想像中的籃球。最后，精神科醫(yī)生診斷他不適合服役，就讓他復(fù)員回家。辦完手續(xù)以后，他對管事的軍官說：“長官，我能靠近嗎？”得到允許之后，他做了一個好像把什么東西放在軍官桌子上面的動作。軍官問：“這是什么？”“我的籃球。我不再需要它了?！?