雙語(yǔ)醫(yī)患笑話(huà)：384　My heart was replaced last year 我的心臟去年換掉了

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

384　My heart was replaced last year 我的心臟去年換掉了

Fitness center applicants at my hospital are queried about their medical problems. One man wrote “None” on the application form where it asked whether he had any cardiac problems. When a huge surgical scar was noticed on his chest, he was asked, “What is that from?” “I used to have problems with my heart, but it was replaced last year,” the man answered calmly.

我們醫(yī)院的健身中心要了解申請(qǐng)人的身體狀況。一位男子在申請(qǐng)表上是否曾經(jīng)患過(guò)心臟疾病一欄填上“無(wú)”。人們發(fā)現(xiàn)他胸口上有很大的手術(shù)刀疤，問(wèn)他：“這是怎么來(lái)的？”他平靜地回答說(shuō)：“我的心臟以前有問(wèn)題，不過(guò)去年換掉了?！?