雙語法律笑話：352　What do you want it to be? 你想要它等于幾？

英語笑話

352　What do you want it to be? 你想要它等于幾？

A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, “What is 2+2?” The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, “4.” Then the mathematician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, “4.0.” Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, “What do you want it to be?”

一個律師、一個工程師和一個數(shù)學(xué)家被叫來參加一項考試。工程師第一個進來。問他的問題是“二加二等于幾？”工程師想了一會兒，最后說：“等于四。”接著，數(shù)學(xué)家被叫進來，問同一個問題。他想也不想就回答說“等于四點零”。最后，律師被叫進來，問同一個問題。他甚至比數(shù)學(xué)家回答得還要快：“你想要它等于幾？”