雙語官僚笑話：325　Destruction of Government Property 破壞政府財產

英語笑話

325　Destruction of Government Property 破壞政府財產

I had the good fortune to be stationed in Hawaii—but the bad fortune to have fair skin. One day, after spending many hours under the hot sun, I reported back to duty with a terrible sunburn. Expecting sympathy, I was, instead, reprimanded by my superiors and then written up for “destruction of government property.”

我的好運氣是駐守在夏威夷，但是壞運氣是有白皙的皮膚。有一天，我在火熱的太陽下工作了好幾個小時，回來的時候皮膚被嚴重曬傷了。我期望得到同情，卻反而被我的上司申斥，并且以“破壞政府財產”的罪名記錄在案。