雙語警察笑話：502　A Psychic Suspect 通靈的嫌疑犯

英語笑話

502　A Psychic Suspect 通靈的嫌疑犯

We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our instructor told us about a woman who contacted police working on a missing person case. “She gave them eerily detailed instructions on where to find the body,” the instructor said. “In fact, the detectives did find the body just as she had described. Now, what would you call this type of person?” While the rest of us pondered the question, a sheriff's officer taking the class raised his hand and replied, “A suspect.”

我們在聽比較宗教學有關通靈現象的講座。我們的老師告訴我們一個女人協助警察調查一宗失蹤案的故事。老師說：“她給了他們離奇詳細的指令，到哪里去找那個尸體。事實上，偵探們確實像她所描述的那樣找到了尸體。那么，你們把這一類人稱為什么呢？”當我們都在想這個問題的時候，我們班上一個從縣警察局來的警察舉手回答說：“嫌疑犯。”