雙語警察笑話：495　The Truth 真話

英語笑話

495　The Truth 真話

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard of， which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. “Don't you ever look at the speedometer?” the officer scolded. Before I knew it, the truth spilled from my mouth. “As fast as I was going,” I admitted, “I was afraid to take my eyes off the road.”

上門的銷售人員就是靠訪問盡可能多的客戶來謀生，因此在兩次約會之間開快車也是家常便飯。我就是這樣被高速公路巡警抓到的。警察責(zé)備說：“你是不是從來都不看速度表？”我不由自主地吐出了真話：“像我開得那么快，我都不敢讓眼睛離開路面?！?