雙語警察笑話：472　Grand Slam 大滿貫

英語笑話

472　Grand Slam 大滿貫

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. The man responded, “I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license.” At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk.” This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, “I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car.” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked “Are we over the border yet?”

一個警察讓一個司機停在路邊并且告訴他，由于他系了安全帶，贏得了5000美元的安全競賽獎。警察問：“你準(zhǔn)備怎么花這5000美元獎金呢？”那個男子說：“我想我得去上駕駛學(xué)校，然后考執(zhí)照。”這時候，坐在他旁邊的妻子插話說：“警官，別信他。他喝醉的時候就自作聰明。”這吵醒了坐在后排座位上的人。他看見警察就激動地說：“我早知道開這偷來的車跑不遠。”就在這時，有人敲后面行李廂蓋問：“我們過邊境線了嗎？”