雙語幽默故事：故事27 狼與鶴

英語笑話

There is a bad wolf in the forest. One day he is eating a lamb. Suddenly a bone sticks in his throat.

“Oh, a bone is my throat.” He goes to see a doctor, “Please help me.” The doctor, Mr. Panda says, “Sorry, I can’t help you. The bone is inside.”

“What can I do?” the wolf is sad. Then he meets a crane. “Oh, dear crane. Please help me. A bone is in my throat. I will pay for your help.”

“Ok. Let me have a try,” the crane says. She pulls out the bone with her bill. “Now I will go. Remember your words. You should pay me,” she says.

“Well. Pay you. I remember,” the wolf says. With the words, the wolf bites off the crane’s neck and eats her up.

英語笑話

森林里有一只很壞的狼。一天，他正在吃一只羊羔.突然一根骨頭卡在他的喉嚨里了。

“哎呀，一根骨頭卡在我的喉嚨里了。”他趕忙去看醫(yī)生， “請幫幫我吧。”醫(yī)生熊貓先生說：“很抱歉，我?guī)筒涣四?。骨頭卡在里面。”

“我該怎么辦??？”狼傷心。后來他遇到一只鶴。“親愛的鶴小姐，請救救我吧，一根頭卡在我的喉嚨里了。我會給你報酬的。”

“好吧。我試試看。”鶴小姐說。她用她的長嘴把骨頭拉了出來。“現(xiàn)在我要走了。記住你的話，你該給我報酬的。”

“好的，給你報酬。”狼突然說，突然咬住鶴的長脖子，把她吃了。