雙語幽默故事：故事14 我沒法煮它

英語笑話

It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.

The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.

英語笑話

這是春天里一個陽光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了！哇，好重??！”貓小姐高興地喊著。

魚被拉出來了。“??！一條大魚！這條大魚可真大呀！”她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河里，又繼續(xù)釣魚。

這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“為什么你把魚放了？” “因為我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這么大的魚。”貓小姐回答說。