雙語(yǔ)幽默故事：Story Three

英語(yǔ)笑話

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him, “Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

湯姆是個(gè)小孩， 他才7歲。 當(dāng)他去電影院的時(shí)候。那時(shí)他第一次去。他買(mǎi)了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒(méi)過(guò)兩三分鐘他就出來(lái)了，然后買(mǎi)了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。 幾分鐘后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)票。 一個(gè)女的問(wèn)她，“你為什么要買(mǎi)那么多票啊? 你見(jiàn)到了幾個(gè)朋友？" "沒(méi)有， 我里面沒(méi)朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門(mén)的時(shí)候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"