愚人笑話：Which is faster? 哪一種快？

300　Which is faster? 哪一種快？

I needed a passport and I needed it quickly. Luckily, a sign in the passport office told me exactly how long I could expect to wait: “Allow 3 days for regular processing and 5 days for expedited processing.”

英語(yǔ)笑話

我需要一本護(hù)照，而且要快。幸虧護(hù)照辦公室的一張告示告訴我需要等候的確切時(shí)間：“常規(guī)處理三天，加快處理五天。”