愚人笑話：I only have a ten 我只有一張十美元的

267　I only have a ten 我只有一張十美元的

My mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so I decided to buy her one as a gift. The problem was I wasn't sure what to get, because it was an odd size. I called home and my brother answered the phone. “Measure the bed frame for me, please,” I asked him. “I don't have a tape measure.” “You can use a dollar bill,” I suggested. “Each one is six inches long.” “Can't,” he replied after digging through his wallet. “I only have a ten.”

英語(yǔ)笑話天天更

我媽媽需要一個(gè)新的彈簧床墊放在她的古董床上。我決定買一個(gè)送給她。問(wèn)題是我不知道怎么買，因?yàn)樗某叽绾芴貏e。我打電話回家，是我弟弟接電話。我請(qǐng)他量一下床框的尺寸。他說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)有皮帶尺。”我建議說(shuō)：“你可以用一張一美元的鈔票。每一張都是六英寸。”他把錢包翻了個(gè)遍，然后說(shuō)：“不成。我只有一張十美元的。”（說(shuō)明：美元鈔票都是一樣大小的。）