愚人笑話：Horrible Banana 可怕的香蕉

258　Horrible Banana 可怕的香蕉

Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Moscow. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked to her friend and said, “I wouldn't eat that if I were you.” “Why not?” “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”

英語笑話天天更

兩個金發(fā)女郎頭一次坐火車到莫斯科去。有一個小販沿著火車過道賣香蕉。她們從來沒有見過香蕉，就各自買了一個。有一個迫不及待地剝了皮，咬了一口。正好這時候火車過一條隧道。當(dāng)火車從隧道的另一頭出來的時候，她看著她的朋友說：“我要是你的話，我就不吃這個。”“為什么不吃？”“我咬了一口，結(jié)果有半分鐘什么也看不見。”