愚人笑話：What is Easter? 復(fù)活節(jié)是什么？

248　What is Easter? 復(fù)活節(jié)是什么？

Three blondes died and are standing at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful...” “Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?” The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.” St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, and tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?” The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.” “Oh?” says St. Peter, incredulously. “Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails. He was buried in a tomb which was closed off by a large boulder.” St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, “Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter...”

英語(yǔ)笑話天天更

三個(gè)金發(fā)女郎死后站在進(jìn)入天堂的珍珠門(mén)前。圣彼得對(duì)她們說(shuō)，如果她們能答出一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題，就可以進(jìn)天堂。圣彼得問(wèn)第一個(gè)金發(fā)女郎：“復(fù)活節(jié)是什么？”這個(gè)金發(fā)女郎說(shuō)：“這很簡(jiǎn)單。這是11月的節(jié)日。那時(shí)，大家聚在一起吃火雞、感恩……”“錯(cuò)了。”圣彼得說(shuō)，并且接下去問(wèn)第二個(gè)金發(fā)女郎同樣的問(wèn)題：“復(fù)活節(jié)是什么？”第二個(gè)金發(fā)女郎回答說(shuō)：“復(fù)活節(jié)是12月的節(jié)日。那時(shí)，我們立起漂亮的樹(shù)，交換禮物，并且慶祝耶穌誕生。”圣彼得看著第二個(gè)金發(fā)女郎，厭惡地?fù)u搖頭，告訴她錯(cuò)了。接著，從鏡片上面望著第三個(gè)金發(fā)女郎問(wèn)：“復(fù)活節(jié)是什么？”第三個(gè)金發(fā)女郎自信地微笑，并且看著圣彼得的眼睛說(shuō)：“我知道復(fù)活節(jié)是什么。”“哦？”圣彼得懷疑地說(shuō)。“復(fù)活節(jié)是基督教的節(jié)日。它碰巧也是猶太人慶祝逾越節(jié)的日子。耶穌和門(mén)徒們?cè)谝黄鸪宰詈蟮耐聿汀ｋS后，耶穌被其中一個(gè)門(mén)徒出賣(mài)給羅馬當(dāng)局。羅馬兵丁折磨他，扎傷他的肋旁，讓他戴荊棘冠冕，并且把他釘在十字架上。他被埋葬在墳?zāi)估?，并且用巨大的墓石封起?lái)。”圣彼得高興地頻頻點(diǎn)頭。第三個(gè)金發(fā)女郎繼續(xù)說(shuō)：“每一年墓石都被移到一邊，讓耶穌出來(lái)……而且，如果耶穌看見(jiàn)自己的影子，那么冬天還要延長(zhǎng)六個(gè)星期……”